30. WTFunk?

Finally, a snack cool enough for hipsters, disco dancing queens, and those in the know.

Funky Cheese Flavor French Fry Snax is like today's music: impossible to put into a specific category but undeniably there. Made of flour and the same cocktail of chemicals that made the 60's and 70's so groovy, Funky tries to find a niche for itself alongside old-timers Jack and Jill and Granny Goose by trying to be two things at one time: french fries-ish and cheese-flavored. This new cat lives on the edge and he's not afraid to show it, subverting the snack industry by claiming to be "snax", the next step in the evolution of chips.

Sadly, Funky, like most upstarts, is more hot air than anything else. Flavorless and having the texture of toothpicks, it's obvious that papa ain't gonna get a brand new bag.